28 September 2015 @ 09:30 am
Happy Birthday, Birds!!!! (and I'm sorry ^^)  
Happy birthday [livejournal.com profile] birdsofshore!!

I'm sorry I'm giving you such a lame gift. In fact, it's not even a gift. It's more of a "gift", like an attempt at a gift, and why it ultimately failed. But since I'm obviously a masochist I'm going to show in detail this whole debacle. :D In fact, all the pictures can be made bigger by clicking on them.

I got in my head that I wanted to do an ~illustration~ of In the Company of a Rubber Duck. I had good intentions, honest! But – well, you'll see.

I had everything nearly ready. I had a great idea. Harry in the tub, with Draco talking to him and smitting him and it being cool and funny, but stuff happened. Look:

Harry:



Rubber Duck!Draco:




With a bonus of Mouthy!Rubber Duck!Draco:



The tub & ~scene~ settling:



Seemed to go pretty OK, yeah? Well.

I ran into my first obstacle with Harry though. It turns out that action figures for children cannot be undressed -- which I suppose is a relief? But really, not very conducting for my project.

See:



But hey, I'm nothing if not diligent and I figured I could make the ~bubbles~ high enough and the rest your dirty imagination would take care of.

But then I ran into another problem; bubbles. God, you don't want to know all the stuff I tried – which I'm telling you anyway (in no particular order): cotton, sheets, towels, a beret, rubber, and digital (I took far too much time on this and the results weren't even worth showing). At the end it was a weird mix of, well, I'll keep that mystery to myself. And still didn't work because. . .

The biggest problem, as a matter of fact, was, again, Harry. He just wouldn't co-operate. And probably not his own doing. But the thing is, this action figure would not sit in the tub. Yeah, he just wouldn't bend properly in position (and I should have seen this one coming after the fail at undressing him, really):



He looked very uncomfortable, I reckon because he never planned to take a soak, you know? Being dressed and all.

He can kneel though! (I don't know why I tried that, frankly.)



Which I'm sure it's OK.

But I was committed to this idea and I actually got this rubber duck for this so I had to do something! And finally, I realised Harry was smitten with Draco!Duck and that's the story I should "tell".

And here are the results:



I'm so sorry, Birds. But I love you. <3 I promise I had good intentions. I hope you're having a fantastic day! ♥♥♥


Disclaimer (which I know, it should go on top): In the Company of a Rubber Duck by [livejournal.com profile] birdsofshore should not be blamed or even at all related to this project. The story is amazing and this (what is even this, really?) is not. ^^

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BIRDS! ♥
 
 
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birdsofshore: flapping[personal profile] birdsofshore on September 28th, 2015 08:33 pm (UTC)
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

I'll be right back when I've stopped laughing. You complete and utter deranged and wonderful person.

*looks again*

*dies again*
birdsofshore: super flap[personal profile] birdsofshore on September 28th, 2015 09:13 pm (UTC)
This is THE BEST THING. Of COURSE you would think to make a photoshop illustration for Rubber Duck with toy models for Harry and Draco. OF COURSE. Why did I not know I'd been wanting this my whole life? *undignified cackling*

I was dying just at Harry's hopeful face in the first picture. Little does he know what's about to come, eh? And Draco - BWAHAHAAAA! Look at his pouty little mouth! My word. He's a cutie-pie. What-- is he GLOWING? Does his mouth glow when he speaks? My god, he's amazing! And so teeny, where did you ever find such a teeny duck?

Then the bath - LOLOLOL! Harry baths next to a poster of himself? Well, wouldn't you, if you were the Chosen One? And all of the trophies, and the candles just like in the fic! My god, it looks so good, *I* want to get in! I bet Harry can't wait to hop-- Oh. A problem. Who sews clothes on, fgs! What if he wants to have a PERFECTLY INNOCENT BATH, no need at all to presume that he's going to strip off and start WANKING at all...

*cough* Hmm. Anyway.

Ok the next thing I want to know is the beret. What do you mean, a beret? How can Harry have a bath with a beret? I need to know. I may have to write a fic of this fgs!

OMG, Harry in the bath. OMG. He looks like he might be arching his back orgasmically? Well, come on, he does. He looks pretty good kneeling, though. He looks like he was born to it. All you have to do is find a fic of mine - any fic - where Harry ends up on his knees (like THAT would be hard, heh) and you're sorted. ;)

But, my word, you saved it all! Harry is in love with duck!Draco (how could he not be) and Draco actually fits onto Harry's hand. \o/ That is so bloody cute! The hearts! Harry's face! HEHEHEHE! It's the tender love story between a man and a duck! And people sometimes think that this story is a bit ridiculous, but now, NOW, it can finally be taken seriously. No-one is going to laugh at it ever again. You've shown the world that Harry is not going to take this sitting down! (*snigger*) He's not ashamed of his love for duck!Draco. It's a beautiful and touching thing and you're some kind of genius for making this for us. ♥ ♥

Thank you for your inspired craziness. This gave me such an utter hoot today. Thank you for being the one and only capitu! \o/
capitu[personal profile] capitu on September 29th, 2015 11:53 am (UTC)
I bought the duck just to do this! I saw it on this fair and I was like, DRACO! I had to do this. I had to, birds. ^^

The beret, well, I have a white one and it's texturized, yeah? And it's a little bubble, like, I thought if I stuffed it'd look great, on top of Harry, you know, bubble wrappers would have worked too! Oh man, I keep having ideas! LOL

I'm so happy you thought this was funny. I honestly tried, dear, to make it work. Like, in my head I had a romantic scene and all, but man, Harry was *hard*!

But I'm happy it made you laugh, and gave you a bit of extra happiness in your birthday. <333