Harry/Draco
hard R
hint of dub-con

Draco's Birthday List:

1. To kill bloody Harry Potter.

2. Okay, to have him killed, because I'd really rather not get my hands dirty and because I can't do magic outside of school.

3. Maybe I'll just have Goyle rough him up a bit. After all, if he's dead, I'll have one less person to take the piss out of at school in the Fall.

4. Maybe I'll be the one to rough him up. Goyle's such an imbecile; he'd probably kill him by mistake. Yes, it ought to be me. I'll rough Potter up.

5. I don't want to fuck up my manicure, so I won't punch him. I'll just...shove him a lot. I'll shove him against a wall and pin him there with my arm across his stupid throat.

6. Pinning Potter. That's what I most want. I want him squirming to get away. I want him squirming. Squirming against me, unable to get away. Moving and breathing and pleading for me to let him go.

7. I want to humiliate Potter. Yes, this is good. I want him pleading with me and squirming, and...and I want him to... I want him to get hard. That would be so awful for him! Yes, he should get hard against my thigh, and I'll laugh at him.

8. Potter's erection. I want Potter to get really, really hard and beg me to do something about it. I want my arm at his throat and his body pinned, and I want to feel that fat cock all hard against my belly, and I want Potter to beg for me to touch it.

9. I want to touch it. There would be nothing more humiliating for Potter than for me, his bitter enemy, to shove my hand down his trousers and wank him off. I'll be too rough, and he'll beg me to slow down, then he'll beg me for more. Yes, making Potter beg for my hand on his cock. That's what I want.

10. Potter's orgasm. Yes, I want him to come in my hand. Because of me! I want him to come in my fist, crying and blushing and crying some more and saying my name.

11. I want Potter to say my name. I want him to say, "Draco. Draco, please." And I want to smell his arousal on the air while he whispers my name. While he comes. While my lips are close enough to his that I can feel his breath. I want him to whisper my name.

12. I want Potter. For my birthday. I want him. I want him to kiss me, to touch me, to...

Fuck.

13. Cake. I want a bloody cake.

The end.

Oh my god! Now I feel it's my birthday!

LOL I can absolutely see Draco getting more and more into his list. Writing this and going all, "Yeah, take that Potter!" in his head and then coming to the conclusion of what he REALLY want and fuuuuuck.

Cake is safe. lol

This is brilliant. :D

I keep reading this and loving it even more. It's just that it's so funny. "Yes, this is good" and, "his bitter rival" omg, perfect Draco.

Edited 2014-06-04 09:29 pm (UTC)

I'm so happy you liked it! I needed to do something to show my appreciation for my new, awesome icons!!! <3

Poor Draco. *pets him* I'm sure there will be cake. Afterwards.

Heh. Exactly!

Oh my god
*cackles*

Poor Draco. Maybe he'll get a Potter's cock shaped cake.

LOLOL!!! One can only hope. ;-)

HAHAAHAH! But that's just what I said! Only told properly! LOLOLOL! I LOVED how you linked one wish to the next, I can easily picture Draco writing down that list! Lol! Loved it! <3

D: D: SO MANY TYPOS!!!

Edited 2014-06-04 09:28 pm (UTC)

Oh shit, did I plagiarize you, hon??? Sometimes I get inspired but then forget where the inspiration came from. My apologies. <33

Omg, this is bloody brilliant. XD I can just see him getting more and more wound up. And the cake at the end - hahaha, oh Draco <3

Thank you so much!!! :-DD

The perfect h/d birthday wish list, going from hating to wanting to cake. :)

This is so hilarious and fabulous and perfectly in-character and wonderful, and I keep going back and reading it again. So good!

You beauty - this is too perfect! I can't stop reading it! Oh, Draco. I hope you get EVERYTHING on your list.

Hahaha, this is BRILLIANT! I love the development, I can totally see Draco writing this and get carried away. Yes, cake is a safe choice :D

OMG, this is brilliant, absolutely brilliant!!! Perfect, thank you! ♥

So awesome.

I really wish Draco gets everything from his list. XD

This is so bloody funny, I love it.
Poor Draco, he only want a cake... I hope this git Potter to make him one.

Perfect! I love how Draco talks himself into admitting what he really wants! And the ending, so funny :D

Ahahaha! I love this!

I'm sure that this year some will Draco his 'cake' and he'll get to eat it too.

I'm not into Drarry at all, but this was so much fun! :) Well done indeed! ;)

This is perfect. That is all.

Ahahaha, this is ADORABLE and I love it!

Hahahaha!! What a fantastic natural progression, you can totally see the wheels turning in poor Draco's head with each new bullet point. Love #13 and that futile grasp at resisting his desire for Potter, hahaha

This is so funny and sweet. I do love Draco in denial.