capitu - I hate myself and I want a cup of tea.

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28 December 2013 @ 09:16 am

I hate myself and I want a cup of tea.

Dear

capitu,

You suck!

Oh, my god, you suck so bad. You should be working in the porn industry because you so suck so hard. Like, hanging around glory holes or something because you suck suck suck.

I've made you, what? How many layouts I've made you? You lost count, haven't you? I know I've lost count. I've lost count how many headers I've made you, also!

God.

And then when I finally thought I made you a layout you liked, you got obsessed with a tiny, minuscule little thing that no one was going to notice, but that's all you could see. I was at it for weeks and when I finally fixed that teeny, ridiculous detail, it turned you didn't like the layout so hot in the end.

So that's it. That is it, buddy! I'm not making you any more layouts. You'll be stuck with that blue Magic layout forever.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

That's right! Forever.

Ines

p.s. You're out of coffee.

Tags: letters to myself

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birdsofshore on December 28th, 2013 01:29 pm (UTC)

Ahahahahahaha! Wait til I get you working on MY layout, as threatened, er, I mean promised. You will look like the most unpicky, decisive, easy going, co-operative person ever, by comparison. :DD

I hope you get some coffee.

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capitu on December 28th, 2013 01:38 pm (UTC)

I'm ready when you're ready! And we'll see who's best, or worst. :D

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birdsofshore on December 28th, 2013 02:09 pm (UTC)

You'll never be ready for this :DD

But we'll do it anyway. I just have to gather my strength ;-)

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capitu on December 28th, 2013 02:22 pm (UTC)

I admit I'm getting scared now. lol! But I'll do my best, and I *am* patient and I don't mind editing a lot until it's perfect for someone else, I just get frustrated when it's me because it's like I have an idea of what I want, and I do it and then I don't like it, so yeah. Maybe I don't know what I want. ^^

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0idontknow0 on December 28th, 2013 01:36 pm (UTC)

Oh dear. Not the moment to be out of coffee.

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capitu on December 28th, 2013 01:39 pm (UTC)

Not the best time. I only have decaf, but tea is working nicely. ^^

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0idontknow0 on December 28th, 2013 01:42 pm (UTC)

Mmm tea.

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eidheann_writes on December 28th, 2013 02:00 pm (UTC)

O.O

*hugs*

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capitu on December 28th, 2013 02:20 pm (UTC)

I'm a nightmare. :O

*hugs*

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eidheann_writes on December 28th, 2013 02:24 pm (UTC)

You are a lovely dream. ♥

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capitu on December 28th, 2013 09:21 pm (UTC)

♥♥

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lordhellebore on December 28th, 2013 03:15 pm (UTC)

What a catastrophe *hugs you hard* Really, Ines, this

capitu is a demanding lass and you shouldn't leet her treat you like that! ;)

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capitu on December 28th, 2013 09:21 pm (UTC)

I know, right? She's a total nightmare, this girl. :D

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lordhellebore on December 28th, 2013 10:26 pm (UTC)

Horrible! *clucks tongue*

*secretly sneaks to

capitu and snuggles her* But don't tell Ines! ;)

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capitu on December 29th, 2013 08:55 pm (UTC)

Thank you! I need snuggles. I know I've been horrible but Ines started. She said I could have a perfect one! lol *snuggles*

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themostepotente.livejournal.com on December 28th, 2013 03:26 pm (UTC)

*gives you all the coffee and hugs you can handle*

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capitu on December 28th, 2013 09:26 pm (UTC)

Coffe, coffee coffeee makes everything better. :D

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slashedsilver.livejournal.com on December 28th, 2013 04:50 pm (UTC)

Oh noes! No more coffee! *sends some over by owl*

Anyway I think your layout is gorgeous! (Says the person who uses someone else's set layouts anyway.) So more hugs! ♥

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capitu on December 28th, 2013 09:28 pm (UTC)

Thank you!

It's a fine layout, that's why it's lasted this long. I finish making a new one and I always ended up liking this best, but I want a different one. I confuse myself. >.<

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dysonrules.livejournal.com on December 28th, 2013 05:13 pm (UTC)

You have officially turned talking to yourself into an art form.

*hangs it on the wall in the Smithsonian*

*bows low*

XD

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capitu on December 28th, 2013 09:28 pm (UTC)

This is all I wanted to hear. I'll never post anything again.

XD

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dysonrules.livejournal.com on December 28th, 2013 09:33 pm (UTC)

Noooo, you must not hide your artistic visions away from the world! Staaaay with us! XD

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capitu on December 28th, 2013 09:56 pm (UTC)

You're right! I have so much more to give! LOL! I shall stay. :DDDD

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sophie-french.livejournal.com on December 28th, 2013 05:16 pm (UTC)

Lol, I love this!!! It could be so me!!! :D

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capitu on December 28th, 2013 09:31 pm (UTC)

I bet it does. I mean, I bet we all feel like that at one point. The capitu in you is there! lol

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mab.livejournal.com on December 28th, 2013 07:08 pm (UTC)

*squeezes you*

I love that you suck so hard! I can totally relate!

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capitu on December 28th, 2013 09:32 pm (UTC)

That's a lot of sucking we can do between the two of us! lol *huggles*

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lordhellebore on December 29th, 2013 10:26 pm (UTC)

You are aware how you two sound right there, yes?

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capitu on December 31st, 2013 11:55 am (UTC)

What do you mean what we sound like? *innocent* I have no idea what you're talking about. ;D

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iwao.livejournal.com on December 28th, 2013 07:35 pm (UTC)

Loves you lots. And your layout is gorgoeus anyway. And LOL for sucking so hard! *glomps*

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capitu on December 28th, 2013 09:33 pm (UTC)

Love you mores and mores. <3 There's a lot of sucking going on! :D

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nursedarry.livejournal.com on December 28th, 2013 08:34 pm (UTC)

You don't suck, and that icon ROCKS.

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capitu on December 28th, 2013 09:35 pm (UTC)

Ohh, that icon rocks all kinds of galaxies. *nods*

And I do suck, sometimes, a little. ;)

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notearchiver.livejournal.com on December 28th, 2013 09:26 pm (UTC)

As long as you're skilled at sucking, you can suck all you want ;)

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capitu on December 28th, 2013 09:36 pm (UTC)

I'm an excellent sucker!

... Wait. lol You know what I mean. XDD

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notearchiver.livejournal.com on December 28th, 2013 09:39 pm (UTC)

Pughff (<--that is the only what to write the noise I made at that comment, lol)

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capitu on December 28th, 2013 10:01 pm (UTC)

lmao!!!!!

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kalime80.livejournal.com on December 29th, 2013 05:37 pm (UTC)

I take it this means you are able to edit a lj layout to your wishes (even if your wishes change once you're done)- that's pretty awesome - I still feel proud when I manage a lj-cut...
Your self-rant was hilarious, and I must confess I did not read 'header' the first time, what with all the sucking you mentioned earlier *hides*
I hope at least the coffee-crisis is solved:)

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capitu on December 29th, 2013 08:57 pm (UTC)

:D Yeah, I can edit existing layouts to more or less to what I want, but it's a slow, (sometimes) painful process when I made them for myself. :D

Self-rant, well, I figured I should share! lol So much sucking needs to be shared. lololol!

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