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Title: The Practical Wizard's Guide to Sex and Camping by violet_quill
Rating: NC 17
Pairing: Harry/Ron/Hermione
Word Count: 1,500
Summary: They were tense, they were bored, they were all a little fucked up, they were completely on their own for the first time, and they were seventeen. Of course sex came into the equation eventually. (Occurs during Deathly Hallows.)
Notes: This story is probably nothing like you're imagining. It's hilarious. And even though it's a short story you're still going to recognise those personality traits that make you love these three so much.

Title: The Fourth Year by Calligraphy
Rating: NC 17
Pairing: Snape/Harry
Word Count: 40,300
Summary: Snape lives as Harry Potter's prisoner (and more or less servant). An unexpected attack changes things. Or have things already been changing?
Notes: This story has a deliciously awkward Harry and Snape, just as you dream he would be; sour, clever and alive! (Follows HBP canon) The banter between these two is going to make you love this story. The first Harry/Snape fic I've read and it made it to my all time favourites right away. A bit long, I admit, not quick read, but I promise it's going to fly by, it's funny and super entertaining.

Title: The Briar Patch Tango by pushdragon.
Rating: NC 17
Pairing: Lucius/Harry
Word Count: My word count says 2,840
Summary: (Not provided by author) Harry pays Lucius a visit on his Azkaban Cell
Notes: This is a parody and it's going to have you rolling on the floor laughing from the first sentence to the last.

Title: Specimen Report Number 537/B by thesteppyone
Rating: PG 13
Pairing: Neville and er... something... (Gen, really)
Word Count: 355
Summary: (Not provided by author) Neville discovers a new Specimen.
Notes: Brilliant bit of writing. It's so funny I can already hear you laughing.

Title: To Me You Are the Sea by marguerite_26
Rating: NC 17
Pairing: Harry/Scorpius
Word Count: 8,500
Summary: Scorpius dreaded attending Harry Potter's fiftieth birthday party for more reasons than he cared to admit.
Notes: This story is simply beautiful. One of the first I read of this ship and turned me into a fan. This is Harry the way I love him; mature, powerful and in love. And Scorpius is going to capture your heart. It's lovely, sexy and touching.

Title: The Dragon and the Pygmy Puff by ciraarana
Rating: NC 17
Pairing: Harry/Charlie
Word Count: 30,00
Summary: Harry as a row with his girlfriend, gets a tattoo, and discovers that denial isn’t just a river in Egypt.
Notes: Delicious, it's about magical tattoos, and how Charlie's react to Harry, and how Harry's, later on, reacts to Charlie. But really, it's about a lot more than that. Emotional and sexy to an n.

Title: The little death by pauraque
Rating: NC 17
Pairing: Viktor/Cedric
Word Count: 6,800
Summary: (Not provided by author) An interlude during the The Triwizard Tournament.
Notes: Warnings: Dominance/submission, orgasm control, bisexuality. It's nothing too aggressive, I don't think, it's rather about self-discovery. The characterisations of both Cedric and Viktor are amazing here. Viva le rare pairings!

Title: Hero Worship by snegurochka_lee
Rating: NC 17
Pairing: Charlie/Viktor
Word Count: 6,100
Summary: In which James has a hero, Al has a crush, Viktor has cold feet, and Charlie just wishes at least two of them would stop being such bloody drama queens about it all.
Notes: This is how I love Charlie—well, I love him in all ways—but here he's mature, confident, funny and sexy.


And a couple of Harry/Ron oldies but goodies that still remind me why this pairing was my OTP all those years:


Title: Fair and Square by tarie
Rating: NC 17
Pairing: Harry/Ron
Word Count: 5,200
Summary: Harry bests Ron at a game of wizard's chess. The stakes? The loser has to do any favour the winner requests. Harry'd like to see Ron in some of his sister's clothes.
Notes: Funny, sexy but so endearing. The way Ron is so embarrassed and the way Harry is looking at him, it's precious.

Title: Practive by Serene_Cj
Rating: NC 17
Pairing: Harry/Ron
Word Count: 5,200
Summary: It was only supposed to be practice...
Notes: This story captures Ron's voice perfectly, and it's a landmark on this ship.