Draco's Birthday Party!

[capitu]

A very special date is coming, we couldn't let it pass without celebrating, could we? After much prodding and poking and nudging from birdsofshore (there was something of a cat-fight going, "I'll do it!" – "No, I'll do it!" for many days) finally, Announcing Draco's Birthday Party!


Art by cremebunny, banner by capitu


What's this?
This is the celebration of Draco's birthday!

Who's invited?
YOU ARE INVITED! EVERYBODY IS INVITED!

Seriously, what is this?
This is us celebrating our amazing, pointy git with anything and everything you can think of to share; drabbles, ficlets, fics, art, finger art, graphics, gifs, recs, lego erotica, macros, mac & cheese messages (I've seen things!), lists (who doesn't love lists??) and anything you can think of. Hey, you can leave a prompt, you can fill a prompt!

All contributions will be loved and adored. ♥

There's no restriction of ships or characterisations. You like leatherpants!Draco, go for it! You like snarky as hell!Draco, take him! You like hung!Draco, GO FOR IT. It's all game. :D

When is this happening?
Right now! The celebration lasts a whole week. Starting today, June 3rd, including the glorious 5th and closing on the 10th. A Master List of Fills will be created as contributions start coming.

How to do it?
Just start a thread in comment form filling the subject line with a title. Ex: Prompt: Draco/The mermaid at the prefect's bathroom, Or Fill: Draco and Harry chasing all the peacocks, Or Draco listing all the way Saint Potter annoys him (you know he loves doing that). Etc. and so on and so forth.

ETA: Remember, can and should cross post your fics/art/contributions to slythindor100! <3

ETA: Master List of all contributions so far. And of prompts!

Final ETA: Master List Of Draco's Birthday Party 2014

You're in? OMGYES!!! I mean. SUPER. Let's get this party started! \o/

Help me pimp this thing please!

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Comments

[birdsofshore]

OMG, I can't choose a banner! You're wonderful. Draco will be delighted, yay!

♥

[capitu]

Omg, the banners! :D

I blame you, of course. <3

[daleah.livejournal.com]

I just finished my gift for Draco. I thought that I was too premature and I found that there are others who can not wait. :D

[capitu]

Oh! Please tell me you'll share it here. PLeASE!@!!!

Ahem. I'm not above begging. ;)

[anemonen.livejournal.com]

YAAY! Awesome:D Is it this post or another one? I've already made a present for him, can it be posted at the party without a fitting prompt to go with it?
*steals a banner*

[capitu]

It's all here. :D I'll make another post for the Master List later on the celebration. :D And yes, you can totally post it without a prompt!

Just subject: Super Awesome Art Gift For Draco (or, you know, the title of your art, etc) and then post your thing. :D:D:D:

So excited!!!!

[this-bloody-cat.livejournal.com]

This is such a great idea!! You're a genius, I swear! I'll be back after my birthday with proper things :B Promise. Bloody exams!

[capitu]

Don't you think I don't know your birthday is coming, missy!!!! DON'T YOU THINK I HAVEN'T THOUGHT OF IT@@!!!

*hugs* So you better come back. Come back, Jack! lol

[barefacedbandit.livejournal.com]

Omg, this is brilliant :D :D :D

I am deffo joining in. Got no prompts on the go at the mo.

You are fabulous <3 I'm sure Draco will be thrilled :D

[capitu]

Awesome!!! *hugs*

You can leave prompts and fill prompts and start threads. It's all good!

<3

[bloodisshrp.livejournal.com]

This is so awesome!♥
*snags a banner*

[capitu]

Yay! I can't wait to see what you do! :D

♥

Prompt: Draco's Best/Favorite Birthday!!

[bloodisshrp.livejournal.com]

Having celebrated so many birthday's by now there must be one (or two) of his birthdays that are special for him!!

Something about his favorite birthday memory!♥
*all the fluffeh*

Re: Prompt: Draco's Best/Favorite Birthday!!

[digthewriter]

A VERY SPECIAL BIRTHDAY

[blithelybonny.livejournal.com]

I swear I was just thinking someone should run a Happy Birthday Draco thing ... and then here it is! You and Birds, man, dynamic duo of awesome.

So stoked to celebrate! :)

[capitu]

We're mind readers!!! :D

birdsofshore! Look, someone called us Dynamic duo!

Prompt: List of things Draco wants for his birthday.

[capitu]

<3

Fill: List of things Draco wants for his birthday

[lq-traintracks.livejournal.com]

Harry/Draco
hard R
hint of dub-con

Draco's Birthday List:

1. To kill bloody Harry Potter.

2. Okay, to have him killed, because I'd really rather not get my hands dirty and because I can't do magic outside of school.

3. Maybe I'll just have Goyle rough him up a bit. After all, if he's dead, I'll have one less person to take the piss out of at school in the Fall.

4. Maybe I'll be the one to rough him up. Goyle's such an imbecile; he'd probably kill him by mistake. Yes, it ought to be me. I'll rough Potter up.

5. I don't want to fuck up my manicure, so I won't punch him. I'll just...shove him a lot. I'll shove him against a wall and pin him there with my arm across his stupid throat.

6. Pinning Potter. That's what I most want. I want him squirming to get away. I want him squirming. Squirming against me, unable to get away. Moving and breathing and pleading for me to let him go.

7. I want to humiliate Potter. Yes, this is good. I want him pleading with me and squirming, and...and I want him to... I want him to get hard. That would be so awful for him! Yes, he should get hard against my thigh, and I'll laugh at him.

8. Potter's erection. I want Potter to get really, really hard and beg me to do something about it. I want my arm at his throat and his body pinned, and I want to feel that fat cock all hard against my belly, and I want Potter to beg for me to touch it.

9. I want to touch it. There would be nothing more humiliating for Potter than for me, his bitter enemy, to shove my hand down his trousers and wank him off. I'll be too rough, and he'll beg me to slow down, then he'll beg me for more. Yes, making Potter beg for my hand on his cock. That's what I want.

10. Potter's orgasm. Yes, I want him to come in my hand. Because of me! I want him to come in my fist, crying and blushing and crying some more and saying my name.

11. I want Potter to say my name. I want him to say, "Draco. Draco, please." And I want to smell his arousal on the air while he whispers my name. While he comes. While my lips are close enough to his that I can feel his breath. I want him to whisper my name.

12. I want Potter. For my birthday. I want him. I want him to kiss me, to touch me, to...

Fuck.

13. Cake. I want a bloody cake.

The end.

[iwao.livejournal.com]

YOU GOT CREMEBUNNY'S CHIBIS!!! How did you do that?? I want them!! I'm going to pinch the banner, then I'll wait and pimp tomorrow when there isn't so many people pimping, yano, to spread it over time! XD It's going to be awesome! :D <33!

[capitu]

CHIBIS!!!! I asked for permisson! lol Well, eidheann_writes did it for me because DeviantArt hates me and I can't work Tumblr to save my life. ^^ Love their wee little faces. :D

Yeah, tomorrow! <3333 It'll be FUN.

Prompt: Draco's "Things to do before I turn __ " List

[bloodisshrp.livejournal.com]

:D

PROMPTS

[blithelybonny.livejournal.com]

1 - Draco has eaten entirely too much birthday cake. Who will come and rub his tummy?

2 - Draco's first birthday after the Battle of Hogwarts.

3 - Someone gives Draco the Song of Ice and Fire books for his birthday, and then there is cosplay...

4 - Draco has to work on his birthday, and he really, really hates that.

5 - Draco gets a very mysterious gift on his birthday.

FILL: Someone gives Draco ASoIaF for his birthday

[this-bloody-cat.livejournal.com]

When Draco sorted Gryffindor. I mean, when he cosplayed Jaime Lannister... silly me.



*cough* I can spell, really.

[dicta-contrion.livejournal.com]

Yay!!!! Yay!!! You two are brilliant. This is going to be amazing!

[capitu]

I hope! I hope he gets a super celebration!

You're going to join, yes/yes? XD

Prompt: Draco and the Probity Probe

[mab.livejournal.com]

From canon: found it... Bill says in HBP ... "it's taking about five hours for the public to get to their gold at the moment, the goblins have tightened security so much. Two days ago Arkie Philpott had a Probity Probe stuck up his… Well, trust me, this way's easier". Come on.... Pointy perverted git!draco would put that long thin golden rod to some better use!

Ditty for Draco's Birthday

[iwao.livejournal.com]

I once knew a wizard called Harry
who Draco believed he should marry.
He insists he should get
the speccy brunet
gift wrapped for his aniversary!


D: D: D: D:

Re: Ditty for Draco's Birthday

[capitu]

Awww, this is so cute!!!!! *lol*

the speccy brunet

Classic. <3

:D:D:D

[writcraft]

AWESOME :D

Hooray! I'll be back with prompts x

[capitu]

Awesome. <3

Prompt: All the ways Harry...

[capitu]

...ruined? saved? Draco's Birthday.

Re: Prompt: All the ways Harry...

[dracogotgame.livejournal.com]

I GOT THIS!

http://dracogotgame.livejournal.com/80115.html

Prompt: little Draco is all partied out

[mab.livejournal.com]

It's my party, I can cry if I want to!

Narcissa cuddles, too many presents, it isn't easy being a precious gift from above.

Fill: Draco doesn't share

[bloodisshrp.livejournal.com]

(Note: Not exactly what the prompt asked for but it has little!Draco who cries and throws a fit. It is his birthday, after all :D. Based on a true story. Not beta-ed.)

“Draco, darling, please be reasonable,” Narcissa pleaded, trying to reason with her son and avoid a re-occurrence of last year’s event.

“No!” Draco crossed his tiny arms and stamped his foot, highlighting just how much he didn’t want to be reasonable.

Lucius sighed and ignored the rising urge he was feeling to say “I told you so” to his wife. Instead he decided to try and make his son see sense; after all, there was no harm in trying, “Draco, this isn’t how Malfoy’s behave in public. Now listen to your mother and step away from the table.”

Draco narrowed his eyes, so like his mother’s, and glared at Lucius, “No! This is mine!”

Lucius was almost proud of his son, being so forceful and commanding at the age of five, like a true Malfoy, but the scene had carried on for long enough and Lucius was getting annoyed, “Draco Malfoy! You will step away from the table at once!” he ordered, his voice calm enough to not betray his emotions but he could tell that Draco understood just how serious he was.

Except, instead of moving away quietly and letting the party proceed, Draco stood there, staring at his father. Within a few seconds his lower lip had started wobbling and his tiny chest was heaving while he tried to stand still and glare at his father for ordering him to do something.

“Th – this is mine, I w – won’t share!” Draco kept his arms tightly crossed across his chest, his voice breaking as tears rolled down his cheeks.

Within seconds Narcissa was at his side, hugging her little boy to her chest as he held onto her and cried.

Lucius rolled his eyes and headed off to find himself a drink, it was the same as last year and he was pretty sure next year would be no different.

Meanwhile little Pansy Parkinson turned to smirk at her friend Blaise, “I told you so! You owe me a chocolate frog!”

Blaise ignored her and rubbed his stomach, staring hungrily at the magnificent five tiered birthday cake in the shape of a castle that was sitting prettily on the table behind Draco, “I vote that next year we cut the cake before he gets a chance to see it.”

Pansy giggled as Draco smirked at her from his mother’s shoulder, “I’d like to see you try. C’mon, you owe me a chocolate frog!”

*****

Prompt: Draco tries to cheer Harry up

[this-bloody-cat.livejournal.com]

Featuring a reluctantly cheered up Harry (and bad puns? Can I have bad puns? ♥)

DREAMING OF GIFT-WRAPPED SPECCY BRUNETS

[iwao.livejournal.com]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BLOSSOM!

Not exactly your prompt! LOLOL! but I'm sort of tired today! :P and I know you love Draco, and this is Draco's birthday party, so well, here!




I hope you like it! <33!

Prompt: Icons? <3

[lq-traintracks.livejournal.com]

I would flippin' LOVE some Draco and/or Tom icons of him looking all bad-assedly vulnerable. Or vulnerably bad-ass??

Happy Birthday, Draco Malfoy, you adorable shit! <333

Fill! Icons. :D

[capitu]

Here are some bad-assedly vulnerable. Or vulnerably bad-ass. OR SOMETHING. :D lol





hope you like them. <3

Prompt: Pansy's choice of venue for Draco's birthday party is simply terrible

[this-bloody-cat.livejournal.com]

but at least Potter's snake is nothing short of impressive! :)

Hee! I am twelve!

Prompt: The first thing Draco hears on his birthday is

[this-bloody-cat.livejournal.com]

"Is There Something I Should Know?"

Fill: The first thing Draco hears on his birthday is

[winterdaffodils.livejournal.com]

This is so not porny, I'm sorry xx I'm calling it Some Rules Are Negotiable.


“Is there something I should know?”

The question is quiet enough but Draco has always been a light sleeper. His sigh is loud in the relative stillness of his room, as is the grunt and hiss as his elbow meets soft flesh when he tries to turn over enough to see the antique grandfather clock his mother insists matches the décor. It doesn't. And it's still too early for Pansy to be intruding. Especially today.

“What're the rules, Pansy,” Draco asks, flopping back into the warmth in his bed.

“I am aware that it is your birthday, darling.”

“And on my birthday I am not to be disturbed, correct?” Draco didn't even wait for grudging acknowledgment. “Four and twenty hours the goings on of which my mother will never know. Yes?”

Her agreement is softer now, the direct opposite of Draco's growing smirk as two pairs of hands slide sleepily over his bare skin.

“Now, if you'll excuse me, kindly, I think this time I'll have him while he fucks her.” He let a truly pornographic grin take over his face as his own hands slid down to tease his bedmates.

“At least tell me they're not muggles.”

“I honestly have no idea,” Draco answers with a careless shrug, his attention well diverted.

Her sigh is one born of pure frustration. He's well familiar with it.

Prompt: Draco, attempted bribery and exhibitionism

[this-bloody-cat.livejournal.com]

In which Draco tries to get what he wants. He tries very, very hard :)

FILL: Draco, attempted bribery and exhibitionism

[birdsofshore]

It's here at my LJ:

http://birdsofshore.livejournal.com/70248.html

[catplusfox.livejournal.com]

Waaah I love this idea!!

[capitu]

Yay! I'm so glad to see you here! *hug*

[captainraychill.livejournal.com]

You all are fun and smaaart. Great idea. :)

[capitu]

Thanks you!! I hope it'll be fun with lots of Draco love for all. :D